# | Name | Activity | Lines | Type | Spam Factor | Disproportionate words | Random Quote
| 1 | | | | | | highs, umm, shellfish, dominos, ay, b6 | awh, ardee, pft, fuckit, barbecue, kebab | chord, astronomy, chillies, wee, sigh, mikes | sippin, packet |
| | so you may be able to get them there and then
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2 | | | | | | waterford, minging, reasonably, doctors | policy, scotland, miles, brutal, irrespective | tele, buses, hillbillies, labour, sensible | normally, certainly, courts, taoiseach, six | bollocks |
| | s'not fair. It's cloudly *and* not that warm here.
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3 | | | | | | dno, loadsa, teensy, feta, lappy, mmhmm | naw, owies, hoodie, harass, lo, pan, cousin's | ice-cream, tad, cocktails, euros, apartment, wuss | yous |
| | cinema popcorn is too addictive
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4 | | | | | | na, tt, tee, haych, didda, ra, n1, seamus | dood, homo, nothx, carla, sweatin, pee, tits | kip, lion, orgy, owait, notch |
| | remind me never to stay in your house
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5 | | | | | | ibiza, leaking, ye, shup, tent, ripped | courgettes, pab, contracts, nvm, erm, carrots, mainly | art, bruise, mould, packing, cork, ew, gingers |
| | he was like i'll get the password.
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6 | | | | | | coo, forensic, noob, ssd, smtp, sql, gt | kroll, yeast, directorship, dried, def | mongolia, ei, eeepc, forensics, edf, fool, rainbow | fantasy |
| | atlas: best war film I've ever seen
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7 | | | | | | assassin's, whey, waffles, heap, soap | creed, oxegen, overrated, balbriggan, dunnes | stuffing, gym, supernatural, packs, diana, vickers | manual, desperate, button, fifa |
| | i wonder is holland and barretts 50% sale only online
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8 | | | | | | hyper-v, gifts, infrastructure | dreamspark, hdmi, haarlem, iphone, x3, vm, stable | portugal, britain, hometime, theory, korea, dutch | plain, laptops, holland, amsterdam |
| | You can get cancer anywhere.
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9 | | | | | | megavideo, trackers, reddit, abortion | dammit, baseball, hm, noone, privacy, letters | wash, standard, tax, ahh, notice, raw, nsfw | seeds, aids, starcraft |
| | (I'll pastebin css, hold on)
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10 | | | | | | gud, el, mirite, rite, rob, wud, thanx | praps, karl, ludicrous, psh, thudda, lololo | eoghan, ace, display, matt, liek, wat, sean |
| | people will sleep when they're tired
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11 | | | | | | ifconfig, partition, foad, steel, nina | droid, topgun, methinks, generator, underfloor | debian, morpheus, hmmm, cellar, sunburn | closures, spaces, figlet, cops, worlds |
| | and aspell is already on morpheus
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12 | | | | | | practicum, hard-drive, here's, gautam | gah, sims, screenshots, sim, tails, jumped | alternate, adventure, lotta, ram, cheesy, voltage | kat, bios, crank, disc |
| | he also has a leather jacket and shades.
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13 | | | | | | draws, cabbages, usa, lawl, penetration | score, disgusting, chile, cocks, rawr, dot, exec | squid, faggot, drunken, lul, yum, germany, irc | tap |
| | that way we can all know!
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14 | | | | | | bongo, poo-pooed, torres, urgh, xd, buh | neuro, tarmac, operation, bloody, bam, rugby | monaghan, quality, zealand, film, epic, questions | whore, ratm |
| | YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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15 | | | | | | mildly, lmao, pedal, bastion, retrospect | glee, poets, okay, caring, ipod, tap, fond | secondary, headphones, appreciate, kev, beginning | aww, mam, casino |
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16 | | | | | | matched, mea, culpa, diff, modem, router | bridge, speeds, jeremy, kyle, ep, upc, gear, pound | zombie, court, nm, cunt, connection, scum |
| | might just be time for a new router
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17 | | | | | | isner, hmmmn, podcast, depository | orlando, disappointing, rush, cup, gun, hence | afternoon, wins, scene, matches, ending, sports | jaysus, fantastic, dying, italy |
| | Pretty much covered everything there
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18 | | | | | | getup, there're, n900, ballix, fuckin | luas, donegal, utter, trains, secret, block | returns, card, cavan, aswell, hadn't, client, stfu | regular, served |
| | upgrading router firmware fixed the problem.
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19 | | | | | | o_o, bok, xd, changing, mmm, mmmm | graveyard, invited, laughter, character, fake, ound | gaga, nom, season, earth, nick, confused, ep | question |
| | did you steal france's internet yet?
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20 | | | | | | hillarious, liam, misery, templebar | military, delightful, modern, irritating | impressed, tsk, rolling, basic, id'd, cops, iirc, ads | cash, total, ye, shitty |
| | clearly a fake website, but still.
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21 | | | | | | usenix, vancouver, boston, komplett | conference, neat, technical, org, directory, alan | configure, tunnel, bruton, faster, handed, four | expecting, pineapple, wake, pity |
| | "us peace medal". oh, Irony.
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22 | | | | | | carcraft, adios, ohlol, hendrix, cheated | rode, installer, mexico, erm, username, sing | draw, brakes, finger, website, answers, cos | complain, win, beat |
| | twiggy: www.myp2p.eu / www.justin.tv
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23 | | | | | | chell, portal, fifteen, seemingly, wmp | bout, fiver, hundreds, tullamore, eircom, yus | what'd, toasted, filling, driver, gallery, beer | yeh, pm, aware |
| | sigtran: 12 month contract
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24 | | | | | | br, weh, nethack, jager, css, ahahaha | killer, third, hehe, hah, ma, web, photo, yer, yo | coke, imagine, fat, drinking, died |
| | i actually agree with the dressing gown one
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25 | | | | | | har, oui, loes, shush, supernatural | balbriggan, terminal, perhaps, indeed, helena, fags | ew, dunno, stone, decent, screen | kids, type, nope, near |
| | uncongestion as well apparently
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26 | | | | | | latitude, putty, minerva, measure, bog | ebay, proxy, recently, per, bothered, main | wireless, rent, metric, horses, easier, fg, cunts | keyboard, rid |
| | eh, not sure that's quite right, but yea basically
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27 | | | | | | terminology, swedish, murders, tales | stories, wc, hungover, married, pearl, children | pictures, upset, queen, news, jam, gmt, natural, men | pints, ew |
| | oh i was trying in the chrome maybe that's why
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28 | | | | | | choo, howiye, tomoro, och, burns, fishing | ya, aids, waf, yer, shower, die, ill, craic | troll, mead, whats, cunt, results, im |
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29 | | | | | | yeh, bride, theyre, n64, terminals, disk | youre, theres, ive, cant, dont, didnt, alot, log | mario, abuse, somewhat, fg, search, mead |
| | sometimes god doesnt listen hard enough
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30 | | | | | | gallery2, amarok, connecting, route | server, pubcookie, claim, ios, openid, familiar | license, corner, mac, filthy, linux, rule, they'd | straight, whether, feet |
| | drop down to a post office
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31 | | | | | | motorhead, vicious, pit, hawt, death | fell, lads, fairly, island, drugs, wat, wall | hilarious, balls, crowd, nom, stage, hai, hahaha | broke |
| | phaxx: facebook is a plastic vagina
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32 | | | | | | hte, doesnt, screaming, painful, breaks | pubcookie, dont, didnt, ignore, woolshed, im, beside | ive, ha, pfft, coke, street, park, walking, tea |
| | yea having sunday dinners
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33 | | | | | | cos, within, ctyi, rape, bye, bright | fight, happens, kids, walk, city, cian, usually | reason, says, without, diba, estates, tonne | landlord |
| | that way she can enjoy the fun too
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34 | | | | | | gom, ribs, lung, duck, hicks, economy | therefore, bill, cheers, keys, starcraft, eyes | light, sign, clearly, load, random, needs, cake | happened |
| | actually, it's would have been appropriate there
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35 | | | | | | pi, monteray, panasonic, richer | musicians, samsung, shipping, tuner, pixmania, jack | lulz, define, hd, price, july, deal, ftw | cheaper, bought, odd |
| | and then just use pi in your program
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36 | | | | | | biz, fisherprice, xxx, companies, lets | domain, ive, dont, nds, lordy, mickey, bazillion | xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, abused, oasis, implemented, stranded | lord, blur, wild |
| | 12chan ftw if you want to be a pedo
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37 | | | | | | shiote, kabuddy, telly, digital, moon | monster, earth, uk, spam, power, airduster, analog | oral, curry, edf, whiskey, deliver, liquid | star, spot |
| | its been nice to know you
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38 | | | | | | sre, op, baby, yup, site, word, weeks | usually, boaty, algebra, rbhouse, boiguhs, hip | fps, assigned, od, heck, variable, bound | linear |
| | a floyin' visit, leds. Floyin'.
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39 | | | | | | xx, florence, steam, items, mac, mini | tour, version, hd, christmas, gmt, amazon | forward, download, hardly, season, machine, tried | months, wow |
| | ah, no. it's 62 per month including line rental.
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40 | | | | | | hehe, rough, poo, da, id, cause, asked | towing, inevitible, govt, embassy, addresses | wrapped, urgh, helps, arts, nm, laws, opinions | special |
| | anyone ever been to Egypt?
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41 | | | | | | recipes, suitcase, kewl, neuro, orlando | states, cousin, lil, ill, clothes, im, ive, pack | sister, bring, dad, ugh, crap, dont, list |
| | cooker3: you want peanut butter m&ms
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42 | | | | | | newbridge, apparatus, m50, courses | german, station, yep, tickets, cork, dcu, ya, hour | bumper, accross, msg, theirs, exit | anybody, nickserv, machines |
| | go|dfish: not going to newbridge everyday it isn't
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43 | | | | | | hh, ih, mmm, hi, mh, ihv, hhii, ihhiihi, ii | hv, iv, ami, mmi, i77, hii, mhh, hhi, mmhi, mhhh | ihmv |
| | lil_cain | i like vincent Brown
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44 | | | | | | loose, wat, pizza, kilroy, bakery, cakes | deal, system, worth, women, open, show, hot, ci | fl, py, jtr, uhr, svn, omc |
| | moju: i have never seen anyone use ICQ
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45 | | | | | | goin, sarcasm, youre, comics, wouldnt | lift, dreams, theyre, dont, ill, im, xbox | physics, america, cos, ive, cant, cork, sucks, book |
| | tiroskan: they just drove to your house?
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46 | | | | | | hahah, hows, im, wrecked, hahaha, mario | mate, however, thursday, photos, ill, shall | alright, drink, ha, ofcourse, hes, bugs, anywho | sadly |
| | however i pray to jebus i have no repeats
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47 | | | | | | ahah, dougal, tracks, michael, ted | camera, spain, christ, none, office, cup, sound | haev, sooooo, sync, excuses, mics | jaysis, dns, codes |
| | nemo: buy a fake hand, and close its fingers
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48 | | | | | | cbp, step, road, reno, coach, re-entry | tools, border, tsa, fingerprint, activity, pool | share, board, visa, ship, domain, passport, mass | id |
| | you all need some of that.
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49 | | | | | | lads, porn, scat, oath, uganda, no-one | crimes, commit, bill, letters, abuse, rights | thursday, wikipedia, babies, low, month, stopped | dress, human |
| | so i think i know what i'm talking about
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50 | | | | | | brownies, dessert, chocolate, easy | niagra, fudgey, parrots, swordfish | marshmallows, falls, canada, airport, worry, eoghan | click, lived, building, leaving, worked, taste |
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51 | | | | | | o2, fans, guys, worse, computer, liffey | inbreeding, meth, deathcore, disregard, distributed | arts, masters, arse, certainly, related, photo | ways, step, band |
| | about as disposable as star trek episodes though
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52 | | | | | | fans, didnt, england, dont, lads, cup | cause, concede, pricks, korean, ahhh, lose, ahh | cant, difference, beat, hair, cut, deepa, booed |
| | stop smoking that shit bro
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53 | | | | | | ivory, coast, goal, loads, tier, poster | jaysis, bye, non, worked, france, alum, hsbc | uh-oh, ossie, wronf, stevie, phier's, offsude | freudian |
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54 | | | | | | fags, late, missions, conversation | finished, guys, jobs, fuckin, soam, tihs, dongs | cmmma, cattle, cannae, spewwed, hearding | murdochm, summertime, encounters, impersonators |
| | now i'll never get that job
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55 | | | | | | jacobs, engineering, vietnam, hol | restless, assessments, biscuit, engineer, plans | sport, current, general, super, non, saturday | busy, mmm, unless, hi, env |
| | going to have to try and find another date then#
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56 | | | | | | sed, discussion, lan, tend, stuck, kirk | fats, hahn, trebly, capped, scr00d, cartons | hammett, oriteic, cookers, vanished, munchers | repented, go|ldfish, centimetres |
| | they're havin' a laugh today.
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57 | | | | | | cheers, lee, pook, shh, scrabble | platypus, bowie, java, coke, hahaha, fire, list, die | bnp, mneh, fook, spooge, herein, solver | belial |
| | *sticks a hypodermic into goldfish's neck*
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58 | | | | | | hank, kenny, party, goal, dont, usi | hreat, goeal, whaat, nefore, shitter, spankalot | sheapards, refereeing, strongpoint, disgarceful | india, jamon, surviving, aint |
| | nefore that, working in the helix
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59 | | | | | | encyclopedia, wikipedia, dictionary | youtube, diana, vickers, fallout, wiki, page | online, hq, swarthy, htaccess, orinoco, peppers | twinkie, saving, definition, centipede | characters |
| | google: http://elgoog.rb-hosting.de/ - "elgooG"
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60 | | | | | | torrents, ur, isp, ntl, u, traffic, spell | eircom, monitor, unless, download, obviously | connection, law, hi, change, uve, notfun, not-fun | irishbroadband |
| | elephant: use % instead of pixels ;D
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61 | | | | | | code, post, postcode, checkout, musical | codes, ios, contact, apart, everywhere, fix | forgot, please, asked, decent, cheese, zz, bono | abba, thier |
| | also add in the bit about leaves on the trees
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62 | | | | | | irssi, weechat, pink, blue, shade | yellow, kick, aww, ass, prefer, bid, warfare | ther'se, retracts, alignment, buuuuuuut | highlighting, lure, mauve, goldfish |
| | perhaps. it is getting late.
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63 | | | | | | russell, tho, jack, miss, jury, foxes | ethat, beady, dearie, pecking, spinning | alsatian, evilness, intrinsic, eeeeeevil | uhdayffffff, trombilisse, irrationally, lik, wooo |
| | my new bank cards said miss and i got very annoyed
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64 | | | | | | krak, uuencode, blacknight, accept, file | ie, left, pac, rely, ovh's, zagreb, moscow | effiency, letshost, passports, panels, absorb | photocopy, copenhagen, forecast |
| | so much for weather forecast, it's bloody cold
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65 | | | | | | riots, vlc, laughter, date, ps4, bbc1 | forgive, miyamoto, apprently, prototypes | http stream, open, wierd, couln't, foobar2k, uploading | wimbledon, gta, pointing, conspiracy, cue |
| | its a http stream, open it with wmp/vlc/etc
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66 | | | | | | hehe, pepsi, lemon, french, bar, weird | ifi, flags, bidder, failfun, pizza's, kitkats | auctioning, thi, dcu's, auction, flogging, decorated | innovative, opportunity |
| | attol: lolcats opportunity
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67 | | | | | | ime, beng, mensa, rigorous, twattery | screening, bypassing, iknowright, definitvely | sportsfantwattery, bsc, handily, iq, depth, passing | received, reliable, shift, genius, puzzle |
| | shift + button to left of 1
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68 | | | | | | perlcritic, fine, baby, cup, ec2, zzzz | sulky, adhoc, moose, scoop, heanet, compliant | punchlines, everybody's, camouflaged, metrics | leary's, dissapointing, ahoy, spore |
| | what with the world cup / baby.
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69 | | | | | | unisex, gaying, hayfevery, commune | nowadays, crackdown, illegally, repeating, cruel | bedtime, humour, passes, bacon, hippy, scotland | cannot, effort, parts, banned, passed |
| | ok it is probably bedtime
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70 | | | | | | centipede, awh, human, lifetime | cockthrust, bbiab, revise, components, coding | electronic, erotic, vacuum, sooner, trailer, skillz | notes, licence, onto, youtube, drugs |
| | but i find it quite erotic
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71 | | | | | | confidence, vote, cabinet, rte, yep, wow | td's, hasnt, slash, brazed, lightly, overtime | reshuffle, rebutting, rediculous, contributions | no-confidence, fianna, circus, fairview |
| | ah nm, rte news has filled me in
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72 | | | | | | credak, grim, maen, avast, ya'll, eitehr | hippidy, anerican, pedophile, housebound | shuffleboard, nun, sprained, darkness, crutches | epicness, neo-nazis, hop, innocence, cds |
| | pheeze: one way to find out!
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73 | | | | | | screen, results, taht, yous, mornings | previous, attached, ahh, thank, inside, help |
| | i don't have time to wait
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74 | | | | | | hadnt, nautin, recollect, aloha, armies | knight, charged, remmeber, blank, drawing, ohh | ferry, failing, intend, mainly, charge, hoping | ouch, click, laugh |
| | oh yeah i remmeber that now, cheers :)
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75 | | | | | | breakfast, tried, tastey, muffin | unfortuntely, anyterm, bonjour, includes, hash, havent | mc, rude, route, meal, subway, honey, egg | sausage, mustard, option |
| | honey mustard in subway .. bonjour
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76 | | | | | | dam, aws, taked, zzzzzz, carators | rehersal, renamed, aircon, talked, tricks, putty | sunny, argh, fault, hitting, burning, correct | hows, straight, pfft |
| | dam your making me hungry
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77 | | | | | | scp, files, dcu, pscp, ubunut | transfering, transferring_files, mw, folder, colon | clearer, documentation, created, document | mention, block, asking, login, questions, wiki |
| | i think it could be a little clearer
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78 | | | | | | nickserv, nick, hybrid-services | nickname, intersocs, froze, aahhhh, couln't | recovered, pseudo, pinged, identify, cant, killed |
| | nick carri is already in use
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79 | | | | | | ohay, taut, expess, srsly, return, ftw, ya | finland |
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80 | | | | | | ac, miss, couldn't, sweating, roasting | sweat, heya, constant, indian, suitcase, pool | cuts, wake, heat, cold, longer, power, loads | middle, taken |
| | don't miss the constant sweating though
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81 | | | | | | arf, ast, strolls, twat, slim, hmmmm, blow | al, uncle, aids, hit, late, wonder |
| | i don't have an uncle called nit!
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82 | | | | | | pen-knife, slacker, individual | adequately, weekends, empty, pot, glass, banana, ahh | black, story, lo, believe |
| | some kind of pen-knife i believe.
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83 | | | | | | blood, u, dave1, na, indeed |
| | http://www.riuva.com/?p=215
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84 | | | | | | fly, form, wheeee, waiver, asks, nonsense | terrorist, nazi, member, visa, yay, unfortunately | needed, green, party, between, anymore |
| | the one that asks if you're a terrorist
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85 | | | | | | script, site, sez, bay, dcus, respond | calendar, ir, header, exists, michael, response | caused, available, mistake, didnt, sorted | thursday, move, sell |
| | lithium: script sez no :)
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86 | | | | | | clones, os4, dimwitted, ouch, hows, army | update, weather, takes, ages, happened, finland |
| | god damn the os4 update takes ages!
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87 | | | | | | hmmmm, hilight, someones, background | weechat, yellow, notice, beside, burn, pink | class, dunno |
| | but only when i hilight you right?
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88 | | | | | | reattach, kill, screen, rootface | shenanigans, false, mhmm, fix, tonight, leave, cian |
| | creadak: screen -x also not working
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89 | | | | | | workig, sleepng, spas, gutter, haarlem | near, indeed |
| | revenant: your near haarlem?
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90 | | | | | | clok, pwetty, shhh, associates, bok, shup | respect, moar |
| | moar respect to associates
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91 | | | | | | sadface, session, process, weechat |
| | i can't find the process though :(
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92 | | | | | | dramabob, puddingston, fried, tennis | final, listening, radio, drive, dunno, set |
| | dramabob is watching on tv though
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94 | | | | | | asus, ass, im, suspicious, murderdolls | carted, kicks, announced, thoughts, ps, eeepc | tempted, hold, price, quiet, mostly, question | song, longer, college |
| | ps. murderdolls new song kicks ass :)
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95 | | | | | | test, coolies, screens, eoghan, fixed | yay, driving, hopefully, apart, drunk, guys |
| | yay my screens fixed :d thanks guys
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96 | | | | | | bishop, screenrc, rachel, fgtz, argh | sister, ted, rb |
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97 | | | | | | | | i think i have two screens
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98 | | | | | | ergh, pgp, reccomendations, spelling | installed, web, learn, guys, server, wants, run |
| | wants to know what web server to run
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99 | | | | | | cairk, pl, countdown, boi, bin, boom | cause |
| | atlas: 'cause cairk is great, boi
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100 | | | | | | compile, iphone, fw, libgcc, libpcap | fake-libgcc, toolchain, gcc, cross, package, error, os | managed, allowed, install |
| | anyone get gcc working on iphone os 3.1.3 ?
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101 | | | | | | smo, mccann, winhome, madeline | failhosp2, common, football, england |
| | they're both not coming home.
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102 | | | | | | | | nanaki: 'you', scutterbag. 'you'.
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103 | | | | | | reset, logins, distant, ssh, keys, admins | noticed, access, password, account, past, email |
| | johan: i don't have access to that account any more
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104 | | | | | | nf, racism, continue, speech, freedom | paid, surely |
| | aikidoka: never paid one, i don't think
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105 | | | | | | rsa, hostkey, murphy, ty, yo, change |
| | yo. did the rsa hostkey for murphy change?
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107 | | | | | | centipede, human, romp, medically | logistics, frequently, misunderstood, incident | delightful, created, accurate, scale, burning | answers, comment, questions, mouth, age, ass | large |
| | cns: best incident ever...
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108 | | | | | | chip, chips, sauce, forget, dont |
| | revenant: dont forget the chip sauce with the chips
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109 | | | | | | | | and it goes well with kettles
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110 | | | | | | applet, java, recommend, amazon, books |
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111 | | | | | | | | thats right bitches, i got a crossbow!
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112 | | | | | | connect, multiple, servers, irc |
| | but can i connect to multiple irc servers?
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113 | | | | | | | | although, i thought i came from pork and not beef?
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116 | | | | | | | | stop talking about cake, im starving :(
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121 | | | | | | | | yep, see the plop incident on the wiki for one of those
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123 | | | | | | | | there's more wheat in the brown stuff i think?
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124 | | | | | | capes, harsh, public, wear |
| | and they make them wear capes in public? harsh!
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